scis-sor claws (szr klô)
1. An affliction that affects people too stupid to put down their scissors and stop making envelopes [this is where a picture of me would go]. It is characterized by the semi-permanent (or for 4 days, whichever comes first) hardening of the fingers of the scissors-holding hand into a scissors holding position;
2. A condition that occurs when a person actually replaces his/her hand with a pair of scissors and threatens to claw others with it.
Please know that I'm suffering from the former, not the latter. I'm not Laura-olverine quite yet. I may be obsessive, but I'm still adamantium-free. A reasonable, logical person would stop cutting paper immediately. But let no one ever accuse me of being reasonable! And if you did recently: TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW! And you! Give me the scissors!!
Before I dive into the mail, envelope-palooza officially ended yesterday! I'll be announcing the winner early next week. Stay tuned snailmail lovers: same bat channel, random bat time. [Yes, I have both a wolverine and a batman reference in the same blog post. Just go with it.]
Emilie was velociraptor-iffic!!
Postcard swap with Gladys. BLISTERING BARNACLES!!!
I leave you with the best thing I saw this week:
It's from a site called Super Dickery, which is dedicated to using out-of-context panels from Superman comic books to prove that Superman is a dick. I may or may not be using it as arsenal in my argument that Marvel is supreme to DC. Muahahahahaha! The Hulk would never do any of that! He's a good superhero! Either way, I'm more amused than I should be by it.
Man alive! First Wolverine, then Batman, now Superman, and then Hulk for good measure. I need to get a grip! And I'm out! Happy weekend everyone.