I've always found the concept of Santa rather creepy. Before you start Bah Humbug-ing me, hear me out and note the evidence:
1) He sees you when you're sleeping. Binoculars, perhaps?
2) He knows when you're awake. Dude, stop bugging my house.
3) He climbs down your chimney in the middle of the night. Aren't there anti-stalking laws against that sort of thing?
4) He eats your cookies and drinks your milk while you're sleeping. R-U-D-E!
I rest my case*. I'm just saying that if Santa wasn't a jolly fat man in a red suit, you'd be calling the cops on him.
*Note: this post was strategically timed for after Christmas because if Santa was going to bring me awesome presents, I wasn't going to accuse him of being a stalker before he's dropped them off. He may be creepy, but you don't mess with presents people! Timing is everything, my friends.
Incoming:
Mr. Thornton from the wonderful Sarah. Sarah is doing an awesome 365 Mail Art challenge. I may be totally biased here, but I think I'm the recipient of the BEST piece of mail art EVER. It's mine, all mine! *maniacal laugh* |
Gift tags from Vanessa in Chicago |
New Years Wishes from Julie! Julie and I are working on a soon-to-be-announced project together, so I have a feeling that 2013 is going to be a very interesting year for both of us! |
A really cool letter booklet from Sarah in MD. I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't going to shamelessly steal the letter booklet idea, because I am. I totally am. |
A letter from Cheryl who is giving me important lessons on how to pretend I'm Scottish. BOOYAH. |
The latest in a saga that I lovingly refer to as "Laura and Jess make up new swear words." |
Outgoing:
Outgoing for Veronik in Montreal |
Flowers and sun for Jennifer |
MARY MAIL! |
Oh, and before I leave you for the week: Ms. Kendra of Lady Kayy asked me to mention her Deep Letters Correspondence Project, which helps match penpals that suffer from emotional or psychiatric issues. If you are looking for someone to exchange deep letters with, I suggest you check it out!
And that's it from me! HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone, I hope you have a wonderful week.