Friday, September 7, 2012

Guilty! Of punctuation abuse.

Hi everyone. My name is Laura and I like, to, abuse, commas. It's been zero days since I last abused commas. Sometimes, when I've reached a new low; I'll also; abuse; semicolons. Please help me.

Incoming:


I love getting mail from Marissa. Not only is she a great penpal, she also sends the coolest stuff.

Such as this: VOILA! Take a look at my very first Puzzletter!! How awesomesauce is this?!
6 hours, a bathtub full of tears, and more swearing than an episode of Deadwood later..... TA DAH!!!! Who likes scones and is in possession of a completed puzzle postcard? THIS GIRL. Whew, that was exhausting. I need a drink.



Jay found this postcard in a flea market recently and sent it to me! I love it. It is especially apt for a girl who just spent a great deal of time acquainting herself with these tube stations.





Outgoing:


HUZZAH!!! I WROTE A LETTER! I ACTUALLY WROTE A LETTER! I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!! Apparently it's a slippery slope from comma abuse to capitalization abuse. What's next? Unnecessary quotations? Soon I'll open a restaurant that has a "chicken" fried rice special. Hey you, I'll be sending a "letter" to you soon. I'm a punctuation/capitalization monster.



And that's it from me. I hope you all have a great week of awesome "mail" days.

13 comments:

  1. I am happy you got done a letter yay,
    I am also happy you got really amazing net looking mail this time.

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  2. Punctuation abuse = awesomeness.
    *fingers crossed this will actually post--blast you blogger for not posting my comments!*

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    1. KAY!! I've missed you and your comments! Has blogger not been posting your comments again? BAD BLOGGER! Though, it possible that you've turned into a robot and just don't know it? Because blogger has a thing against robots....

      On the other hand...you did spend the summer working for Umbrella Corp....perhaps the mutation is complete and blogger doesn't recognize mutated zombies? Have you tried writing your comment without an arm in your mouth?

      I'm, the, epitome, of helpfulness, here. :D

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    2. What's that, Laura? I can't hear you over the moaning and calling for brains! XD In blogger's defense, I continually forget my login for Google, which is the account that's letting me post on blogger.
      Besides, I actually don't like human arms. Too stringy, and there's never any salt on hand ;P (the people from blogger must have set it to not post my comments in an effort to avoid me and my zombie awesomeness....)

      On a side note--OMG ALL THE SCONES AND TEA IN YOUR PHOTOS FROM LONDON. Pure awesomeness!

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  3. Hello, I am also a punctuation offender!!! I LOVE yelling single words in the middle of sentences and using COPIOUS amounts of EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! And, I also LOVE, commas... SO YOU'RE in good COMPANY!!!

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    1. Sara, Sara! STOP YELLING AT ME!! IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING!! AM I YELLING NOW TOO? LOOK AT WHAT YOU STARTED!!! IT'S SUCH A SLIPPERY SLOPE!!!

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  4. Ahhhh, I feel so special! Looking forward to getting your letter - but heads up, I might not be able to reply super quick because I start college tomorrow (eep).

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    1. Good luck with your first day!! I can't wait to hear all about it! No worries about replying super quick. I know you're getting all edumacated (ironically as I talk about being crap at punctuation).

      Also, I kind of sent you a doozy of a long letter. ENJOY!! ;)

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  5. Unnecessary quotations is a real disturb, in my opinion. I don't know why shrinks don't give it a special treatment. Anyway, I'm puzzled with this last postcard. What the hell is this "dog"?!

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  6. Hahaha, I abuse semi colons, commas and exclamation marks a lot, too! :p I'm usually not sure whether I use them correctly :/.

    Awe, and I got a puzzle letter, too! They're fun!

    Happy Monday, Laura!

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  7. I love them all!! But look at that small Jane Austen book :) How cute!!

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