Friday, September 28, 2012

Life's more painless for the brainless...."SQUIRREL!"

I literally have nothing to say today. I have zero thoughts. YOU! Do you have any thoughts I can borrow? I promise I'll return them in the condition I found them. Fine, I'll pay the six easy installments of $14.99 for your thoughts. Now hand them over please....

OH, you were just thinking that, for once, you want me to stop blathering and just jump into the mail? Fine, I'll do that then.

Incoming:


Not a lot of incoming this week. In fact, not a single letter!



Outgoing:


However, an advantage of a slow week is that it gives me the chance to catch up on my mail. And catch up I did! I was a letter writing machine this week. Really! Just check my serial number if you don't believe me. I'm pretty sure the serial number was alphanumeric for Letter Botz #43.








I don't want to count the ants in my pants before they hatch, but I think I'll be 100% caught up on my letters by next week. Then what will I do? Maybe I should try taking over the world again....the last time was so botched. That's what I get for buying satellite rayguns that are Made in China. All professional supervillians make sure their satellite rayguns are Made in Titan. Rookie supervillian mistake.

As an aside, one my favourite shows ever comes back for its last season tonight. Any one watch and love Fringe? Let me know! I'll firstly high-five you for having excellent taste in TV. And then probably freak you right out with an incomprehensible wave of fangirl enthusiasm—doesn't that sound like FUN?!! LET'S DO THIS!!

Have a great week everyone!

18 comments:

  1. I exchange with Melanie too. :-) Hope you're having a great weekend!

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    1. Melanie was the very first person to respond to my penpal ad! She's Speedy Gonzales.

      I am having a great weekend. I hope you are too! :D

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  2. I'm almost done with your letter, so by the time you have nothing left to write, you'll be getting my letter! Isn't it fantastic?

    Fringe... I started watching the first season a few years ago and really liked the idea, but for some reason I stopped watching after a few episodes. I've heard that the following seasons were better than the first one though! Maybe I should give it another try eventually?

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    1. I'm bothered by the fact that it's written 8:36 PM next to my previous comment. It's not 8:36 PM here, it's 10:36 PM. Well, 10:37 PM now.

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    2. It's like you read my mind! Because yes, it truly is fantastic! I'm almost caught up; you're almost caught up! Shall we fist bump over this? Yes, let's. *FIST BUMP* C'mon Julie, don't leave me hanging!

      YES. Give Fringe another try. The first half of season 1 is a bit eh because it takes about half a season to find its feet, but once it does, it's sheer brilliance. And to really drive home the seriousness of my love for Fringe, I'll resort to caps lock: WATCH FRINGE! IT'S THE BEST SHOW ON TV! IT'S SO ADDICTIVE, FULL OF CHARACTERS TO LOVE, AND A RICH MYTHOLOGY AND GAH! WATCH IT! Okay, I'm alright now....

      Hmm... have you considered that 10:36 PM is the NEW 8:36 PM? Or vice versa? Er, what was I saying?...SQUIRREL!!

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    3. Laura!! I finished your letter today! And I cheated... it's 26 pages. I'll mail it soon.

      Oh, I have an idea! You could start writing me back today! :D That way when you get my letter you'll almost be ready to send yours. There's no time to waste!

      Now whenever I see squirrels I think of you...

      I'm about to watch The Karate Kid 2 with Martin and Nicolas - woohoo!

      Have a wonderful evening xox

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    4. Julie, my dearest, already done! I'm already on page 45464 of your 3423424 page letter. The caveat is that the letter is written in my mind, but you've already shown that our brains operate on the same frequency so I'm sure you'll have no trouble reading it.... :D

      Can't wait to get your Julie mail. 26 pages! I love it when you cheat.

      SQUIRREL!

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    5. I do that too!!! (Write you letters in my mind...)

      So, did my real "physical" letter arrive yet? No? Oh, that's right, I only mailed it yesterday... Boo.

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  3. I am sorry you did not get any letters.
    I am happy you got done some letters for your pals.

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    1. Thanks Samantha! I'm sure the letters will come, they're just taking their time... :)

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  4. I have plenty of thoughts you can have, free of charge. You can keep them too. Take your pick of the current ones in my head:

    tea-themed crafts
    traditional style of bridesmaids dresses
    working-class hero carrot-man
    hairless cats - should they wear sweaters? If so, should they be the 'Norwegian/Scandinavian' style?
    Fall - awesomesauce
    winter - threat or opportunity?

    This list literally came out as I started writing, just let me know if you want more thoughts!

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    1. Those are great thoughts and yes, I absolutely need more thoughts. Consider me an addict for thoughts--feed my addiction!

      You are so generous to provide your thoughts free of charge. I give you an A+++++++!!!

      Winter: total threat. Snowmen are super deadly.

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  5. Bummer. My letter should be there by now....hopefully this week!

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    1. I'm on the look out for it! I'll bribe my mailman with baked goods if I have to in order to get him to cough up your letter.

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  6. I love Fringe :)
    Mmmh should work on my pile so you have new mail ;)

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    1. Henderica! HIGH FIVE FOR HAVING EXCELLENT TASTE IN TV. I was so excited about the season premiere on Friday. I cry and laugh and rewind and bounce in my seat as I watch. It's like a party in Crazy for Fringe Town; population, Me! :)

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  7. Laura Ly, your letters are so delicious. I always have to be a good girl and not answer yours as soon as I get it because that's not fair to the other letters in my pile... is it?

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  8. Hahaha, no interesting thoughts over here either :/ ... But I can share a pile of uninteresting things I need to do but don't want to.

    And I say yes to trying to take over the world again, hehe.

    Have a great week and a fun month, Laura! ;D

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