The "I do stickers" is particularly puzzling because while I've said some pretty nutty things, I'm fairly certain the words I do stickers have never appeared on my blog. Of course, despite writing that those words have never appeared on this blog, they just appeared three times above. You're very welcome previous googler of "I do stickers"—now it's very legit that you've ended up here. But that's a funny phrase isn't it? Interpreted one way, it's clearly related to weddings. Interpreted another way: woah, what you do in the privacy of your own home is YOUR business. Sticker fetishes, that's a new one. Ha. No? As usual, it's just me then...
|I ask myself that all the time.....|
Anyway, there really is no point to this post other than to try to drive more random google searches to this blog. So here goes:
- green dinosaurs like one percent milk
- apples and oranges do the tango
- shoes caught in the incinerator
- small paper vacuum slash coffee maker
- creme brule torch master
- time travelling walrus
- Ra-ra-rasputin liked his cuppas
- ninjas go to war over muffins
- hippopotamus likes polka dot ties
THERE. Now if anyone googles any variation of the words above, they'll get driven here. I'd normally insert evil laughter here, but I'm only 34.6% evil on a good day and I don't want to feel like an evil phoney.
However, if someone does find my blog by googling the above words, I have two very important things to say:
First: I'M SORRY.
Secondly: What exactly are you using google to find? Have you considered searching "leafy sea dragon" instead?
Anyone else have weird google searches that have led to their blogs? What's your weirdest?